This was a club night.

 

President Rick spoke about the Mornington Peninsula Bay Trail and showed a video.  At present, the Peninsula provides a good service to those in cars, but it should provide for and promote active participation through cycling and walking.  This would provide a year round opportunity for the Peninsula to promote itself.  Addition and extended trials could create places for horses in some areas and trial bikes in others.  With the growing popularity of e-bikes, the Bay Trail is an excellent project as long sections of it exist and there is only a need for relatively small sections to be constructed.

With the various Rotary clubs involved, this is an excellent opportunity to promote Rotary in the community, to increase community involvement and raise the profile of Rotary. 

This Rotary project should be supported by everyone as an excellent Rotary Centenary project.

 

The secretary spoke about a Rotary appeal for those affected by the Cyclones in Western Australia.

There was a discussion about a 100 mile food program where micro-businesses are to be set up to help disadvantaged children.  They were looking for the use of a market stall. Michael Anderson said he would look into their operation and report back to the club.

 

Rick is doing his part in encouraging members to go to the District Conference.  Please see if there is an opportunity to attend.

 

Lyn Lewis said that the memorial for David Buchanan will be on the 30^th May.   

 

 

 

 

30^th May David Buchanan’s memorial

Watch this space

 

 

THEY SHOULD HAVE ASKED MY HUSBAND

By Pam Eyrs

 

You know, this world is complicated and imperfect and oppressed,
And it’s not hard to feel timid, apprehensive and depressed,
It seems that all around us, tides of questions ebb and flow,
And people want solutions, but they don’t know where to go.

 

Opinions abound but who is wrong and who is right?
People need a prophet, a diffuser of the light,
Someone they can turn to as the crises rage and swirl,
Someone with the remedy, the wisdom, the pearl…

 

Well they should have asked my husband, he’s a man who likes his say,
With his thoughts on immigration, teenage mums, Theresa May,
The future of the monarchy, the latest Brexit shocks,
The wait for hip replacements, and the rubbish on the box.

 

Yes, they should have asked my husband, he can sort out any mess,
He can rejuvenate the railways, he can cure the NHS,
So any little niggle, anything you want to know,
Just run it past my husband, wind him up and let him go.

 

Congestion on the motorways, free holidays for thugs,
The damage to the ozone layer, refugees, drugs,
These may defeat the brain of any politician bloke,
But present it to my husband, he will solve it at a stroke.

 

He’ll clarify the situation, he will make it crystal clear,
You’ll feel the glazing of your eyeballs and the bending of your ear,
You may lose the will to live, you may feel your shoulders slump,
When he talks about the President, Mr. Donald Trump.

 

Upon these areas he brings his intellect to shine,
In a great compelling voice that’s twice as loud as yours or mine,
I often wonder what it must be like to be so strong,
Infallible, articulate, self-confident and wrong.

 

When it comes to tolerance, he hasn’t got a lot,
Joy riders should be guillotined, and muggers should be shot,
The sound of his own voice becomes like music to his ears,
And he hasn’t got an inkling that he’s boring us to tears.

 

My friends don’t call so often, they have busy lives I know,
But it’s not every day you want to hear a windbag suck and blow,
Google? Safari? On them we never call,
Why bother with computers…when my husband knows it all.